What if?

What if everyone was just like me? Well for starters MtDew would be 5 bucks a can because it would be in such high demand. All of the new/used car lots would be out of business because I refuse to finance a vehicle. The chicks would all look like sinead o connor because I am bald.No Aholes on the cell phone because I refuse to get one. The world would be a fracked up place, oh wait it already is.